LADIES, THROW AWAY ALLLLL YOUR LIP GLOSSES/LIPSTICKS. Okay, maybe a momentary overreaction to finding a great product… Check out Vincent Longo’s Pearlessence Lip & Cheek Gel Stain:



AND GENTLEMEN, you are welcome for stain-free smooches from the ladies in your life.
This lip & cheek gel stain has the shine of lip gloss, the complete coverage of lipstick, and the long-lasting tack of liquid lipstick, without the drying-out-of-your-lips part. Plus, it works similar magic whence applied to your cheeks.
Seriously, this sh** stays ON. It lasted me through a STEAK & STIR-FRIED MUSHROOMS meal. (Did I really just capitalize “stir-fried mushrooms?” Yes, I did!) At around 20 bucks, it is one of the best beauty investments I have discovered in my many years of sampling cosmetic shelves and beauty counters from here to Middle Earth. One swipe lasts a whole day, hence a single tube should last months even if also used for cheek application.

Oh, and… It tastes yummy, a secret requirement all women ask of their lip color.
Available at Nordstrom for $22.50 (free shipping if purchased online)