Lilosophies ~ Part One

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“Perfection is Perception.”

When LI’L GRIPES first began, I knew it would be a project based off my rather… unique worldviews. All my writing thus far has proven this emphatically. I think I form a lot of witty thoughts on a regular basis (ask my boyfriend ha…ha) and while I can write rambling manifestos on how detestable the concept of a big wedding is (see below), I have discovered it just as effective to be pithy on certain occasions.

Hence, I have distilled some of my more poignant observations on life into succinct blurbs I proudly call LILOSOPHIES. Welcome to Part One:

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“Most people in New York City are in long-distance relationships, just factoring in commute time.”

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IMG_8564“NYC has too much going on all the time….You could miss the Zombie Apocalypse while shopping a sample sale.”

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“Why do people bother snooping through others’ medicine cabinets? I just assume everyone’s taking Prozac and Lipitor and probably Adderall.”

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“Weddings are a huge waste of money you can otherwise spend on things likely to last longer than the marriage.”

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“Do you ever feel like everybody’s just living the same exact life?”

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“In everyone’s life toolkit should be a doctor friend, a lawyer friend, and a cop friend.”

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