LilGripes.com has one message for the DCEU:
Wonder Woman better be as specta-f–king-cular as the trailers make it look… or else.
Warner Bros. Pictures released the “Official Origins Trailer” for Wonder Woman… and it looks epic, heartbreaking and quirkily humorous all in one gorgeously shot and edited package. We fall in love with star Gal Gadot more and more with each new frame:
Here are some exclusive highlights from the brand-new trailer:
Her mom, Queen Hippolyta (Connie Nielsen), tells her “not you.” Bitch, please:
So little Diana becomes a young woman (relatively…she’s 500ish years old in WWI when this movie was set) and her aunt, General Antiope (Robin Wright), trains her to fight HAM:
Diana discovers a unique perk to her fashion accessories:
(So, do all the Amazons on Themyscira possess Wonder Woman’s famous Gauntlets of Submission, like in the comics?)
Even more famous than her bracelets is Diana’s Lasso of Truth, which is seen being used here to its greatest visual potential:
That is, of course, after Diana watches London pilot Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) crash upon the shores of her isolated island and decides to join his global fight against the German plot (possibly being engineered from the shadows by Wonder Woman’s archvillain, Ares, the God of War) to use a weaponized gas that can penetrate enemy gas masks.
Wait, we’re getting ahead of ourselves… Here is what we pieced together from the trailer in more GIFs:
A breathtaking shot showcases Diana’s superhuman capabilities as she swiftly dives in to save Steve:
The inciting incident of the film:
Several German-marked boats land on the beach of Themyscira and soon after that, a full-on battle ensues between the Amazons and these Jerrys:
We see Diana’s reaction to bullets for the first time in her 500 years of life:
The shock of seeing one of her own fall by a foreign weapon probably propels Diana to take up arms (literally) and follow Trevor back to London:
In London, Diana is forced to wear a 1900s petticoat… and girl ain’t having it:
Diana smells the fake flower on her hat, reminding us why Gal Gadot was the perfect choice to lend gravitas to this larger-than-life character:
Meanwhile, people keep trying to kill poor Steve:
This scene, as brilliantly pointed out by Entertainment Weekly writer Anthony Breznican, serves as a direct homage to Christopher Reeves’ Superman blocking a bullet from Lois Lane whilst incognito as Clark Kent, with Gal Gadot even donning Clark-esque glasses in this scene:
This leads us to speculate that Steve Trevor is more than just a military pilot. He clearly discovered a secret, intentionally or not, that the Germans did not want him to… like a gas that can pierce gas masks:
Which brings us to the identities of the film’s two possible archvillains, Ares and Circe:
This masked woman is rumored to be Circe, a classic Wonder Woman villain. She appears to be in collusion with Danny Huston’s character, a German officer who is most likely Ares in disguise.
I see London; I see France; I see Wondie’s underpants (or not? Is there the female equivalent of a jockstrap underneath her armor?)
Ares’ sword is no match for Wondie’s gauntlets and we see him gasp later in the trailer, “WHAT are you?”
Well… I’m someone who can throw a horse carriage:
A whole bunch of baddie-asskicking shots like Wonder Woman flipping in the middle of flight and busting through a window like it’s a curtain:
One of the many, many things we love about Wonder Woman as a superhero is that she’s not bulletproof but due to her agility as a warrior, her gauntlets/shield are sufficient for her to deflect any projectile aimed her way:
Overall, this trailer has us so psyched with scenes like the above that we are almost worried:
What Has Us Worried…
So much hinges on this: the future of the DCEU franchise (which already has Justice League, The Flash, The Batman, Aquaman in its lineup), the future of the Wonder Woman franchise, the future of female-led superhero franchises, Gal Gadot’s career, etc. etc. etc. Heck, the future of the concept of “girl power” could hinge on it.
Please let Wonder Woman be the film that rights this ship. In the name of all that is good, we pray this is true.
2. Please Don’t Be Femi-Nazi or Preachy.
Can we please have a female-empowering movie that doesn’t simultaneously weaken the men in it just so women can shine? Yes, this is Diana’s/Wonder Woman’s story so it is fair that the male lead is a mere sidekick as well as her love interest, but he doesn’t need to be rendered an object of ridicule for Diana to seem strong. If this were the case, it would only undermine the value of Wonder Woman’s own strength.
When a man is weakened so a woman can be strong, EVERYONE loses.
Why can’t men and women be equally fortified in a movie for once?
3. Please, Zack Snyder, stay far away from this.
We have already seen a great deal of slow-mo action shots in the trailers, especially highlighting Diana’s super-abilities with handling bullets, her lasso and her power of flight. We hope there isn’t the typical Snyder-esque overuse of this, to the point where the film’s excitement almost hinges on it. Let the film breathe and let Gadot do her thing.